Make the Right Choice

Make the right choice.

So I’m back again to talk about knowing the qualities you want in a person before making a relationship with them and also being able to accept the person you have chosen.

I’m hearing a lot young girls want a thug/gangster that is going to treat them properly. Thug, who treats you properly? Isn’t that an oxymoron? (Rhetorical question and if you don’t know what oxymoron means sue the Ministry of Education). There is no logic in saying I want a “gangsta.” Thugs will not treat you properly. Isn’t a thug and a great guy exactly what Rihanna wanted? Now look at her Chris took her Umbrella-ella—ella-eh-eh-eh and beat her with it. Bet the next guy she picks will be less DMX and more Anderson Cooper.

Men, if you have an idea of the qualities you want don’t let a big butt and smile change your thinking.. I hear guys all the time saying I don’t want to be with a girl who already has a kid. Yeah and then that same dude is Facebooked at Wonderland riding the Tea-cups with his girl and her child. If you knew this is what not what you wanted why pursue it? There is no chance she is going to put you ahead of her child. It’s a package deal my friend. Like Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in the late 90’s. People only wanted Matt Damon in the movie but you are going to have to settle with his friend Affleck as well. However, if you really like her suck it up and make friends with her child aka little Jimmy/Jane Bastard. I know what your thinking hey she lied to me I started to like her and made her my girlfriend before I knew about her child. Well my friends ask yourself if she hid something like this from you, what else could she be hiding? (Food served at Red Lobster?Crabs??)

I hate seeing people say I want a girl/guy that’s really hot. The question is can you handle it? If your significant other is hotter than you be prepared for other people to look at them and so stop being jealous. You asked for it didn’t you?

Finally, to the people who want career-oriented individuals who are really ambitious and make a lot of money.. Shut up when they don’t come home at night because they have some super important work to do. You knew he/she cared more about their career than anything else when you met them and Zebra can’t change their stripes.

Final thoughts:
Make some realistic choices people and pick proper qualities because in the end it is you whose stuck with a person who you don’t like and have to figure out a way to get out of the relationship.

Don't Do This...If You Must Cheat

To continue on yesterday's post like I said don't leave any evidence...Hey Tiger are you listening? So the following clip is something you shouldn't do. What kind of idiot leaves their name? Does he know a bunch of other guys named Tiger so that when his wife heard the voicemail he could say "Hey that isn't me its the other Tiger."





Speaking on Tiger, what was with the whole rehearsed apology? He said he didn't think the rules applied to him. Who do you think you are Tiger? Jesus? A Terminator? Your a regular guy that is the greatest golfer ever not some guy who walks on water. I like the fact that he admitted that he went to sex therapy for 45 days.....yeah thats really gonna help him fix his "sex" issues. Lets be real he didn't have a problem he was a famous athlete who had ridiculous amounts of women thrown at him and did what most of us (all though we won't admit it) would do go crazy. He will probably do it again but be way more diligent about it. However, I won't beat up on Tiger because despite what he said we all know his wife beat up on him with the golf club. So let me talk about his wife a bit. Once a cheater, always a cheater so I'm sure she knew that Tiger was cheating from a long time and she did nothing. Most people know when their partner is cheating they just are in denial. She knew what she was doing but just latched on to him because he's the money train. Eventually, all the cheating would come out and she files for divorce and receives money for the rest of her life. So let's wait and see if the divorce comes and I prove to be right but with the ridiculous millions shes already received she might just stay on.

Mr. Giambrone, You Are Not a Player

For someone who was considered such a bright young mind in politics, how could you be so stupid? Did you think that having an affair with a 19 year old would be kept quiet? Come on man she was 19 she had nothing to lose so she was bound to expose you. Giving her free metro passes and insider TTC information would never be enough. Did you really think that telling her in advance that the St. George station escalators were going to be out of service for a week would keep her quiet? Unfortunately, it seems like your political career ended before it really got going. However if your going to come back and try again in the future and you really want to cheat again here is what I suggest (cheaters please pay attention).

1. Cover your tracks. All those text messages she saved and facebook messages really did you in. Keep all contact face-to-face or if you have to plan a face-to-face conversation do it over the phone in 20 seconds or less. So that if you ever get when the phone bills come in and your partner asks you why you called that number your excuse is you dialled the wrong number.

2. Stop going after young females. She was 13 years younger than you or maybe more but they are always the first ones to look for press and create names for themselves look at Tiger Woods and R.Kelly. A more mature individual wouldn’t want people to know they were having an affair with the chair of the TTC because at that age you’re expected to know better.

3. Stop lying to everyone particularly the women you have affairs with. You lied to the Kristen Lucas and she specifically went to the Toronto Star citing the fact you lied about having a partner as the main reason she ended your career. Ever heard of Ashley Madison.com??

4. Don’t deny unless you know she has no real evidence. Saying your relationship was merely face-to-face interaction with nothing really appropriate occurring especially when you knew she had evidence was stupid. If you test a female she will call your bluff and that’s exactly what she did.

The Shock and Awe Method

Having trouble picking up females? Try the Shock and Awe Method.

Things You Shoudn't Do On The First Date....Vol. 1

I'm back again to wreak havoc. Everything I post is based on experience or eye witness accounts. So I present to you things you shouldn't do on the first date volume 1.


1. Go on the date in your work clothes, especially, if you work at Footlocker (unless your going to a Halloween party) or McDonald's. Nobody wants to go out with someone smelling like Combo Number 3 aka a McChicken.

2. Show up to the date with your child. (TRUE STORY)I mean could you really not get a babysitter.

3. Pick up your date with someone else in the car ie your mom. And then to proceed to have your mom drive the two of you on a date and pick you up later. This is embarrassing particularly if your 21+

4. Flirt with other people. At least for one night be on your best behaviour.

5. Make the date at "your house" when you live in your parents' basement and there is no separate entrance to the basement. That says a lot about you. Maybe your too cheap to go out. Way to make a great impression El Cheapo.

6. Ask your date to go with you to pick up your kids. No one wants to meet your kids on the first date.

Where Are All The Guys???

Disclaimer: The following may be crass or controversial. But it is still my opinion.

I always hear a lot of women complaining they can’t find any good men. Looking for a quality man is like police and racial profiling, if you don’t go to the right areas, you are not going to get anyone you want. Meeting someone at the club while your drunk isn’t the best option because the man is only there for one reason and it isn’t to pick up a wife. Men don’t sit around at home thinking hey lets all go to the club tonight to look for a woman we can have long term relationships with. Furthermore, some of you need to stop giving your number out to every guy in the club, especially to the same group of friends. I know you feel like your being friendly and you will increase your odds of getting a man …..but for everyone else that sees you in club you r coming across toooooo friendly (Get it? Rhymes with crank?? See picture above). When giving your number out in a place such as a mall try not to put so much stock in it. Most of the time these interactions never involve much of a conversation beyond the superficial sense therefore someone has asked you for your number based solely on your looks.Do you really want someone to ask for your number based upon what you look like or you in its entirety? (Rhetorical Question Don’t Answer). However, there are exceptions to my opinion so don’t crucify me over this.

How about trying to meet people in places that you have an interest in? I know it is easier said than done but hey its my opinion and you are reading it. Assuming you are religious try the Church or your other place of worship. If you like food or cooking, try a supermarket. Enjoy working out, try the gym. I can go on and on. But I won’t list anymore. Be creative. At least then you have something in common to build or, rather than a physical one that won’t last as long.

Alright I’m done I’m going to the bar to go look for my next wife.